不久之前，在一个不远的星系
[ cheering ] [欢呼]
[ singing in native language ] [外星语]
Ah ha! 啊哈！
Back from the dead, assholes! 我起死回生了，笨蛋！
[ Ewoks screaming ] [伊沃克小熊的尖叫]
[ laughs ] 哈哈
Oh ho ho! 噢呵呵!
Boba's got himself a lightsaber now! 波巴现在也有一把光剑了
Oh ho ho ho ho! 噢呵呵!
Make it two! 是两把
Ooh, red and blue. 一把红的一把蓝的
When l put it together, what does it make? 让我把它们两个碰撞在一起，看看会发生什么
Purple rain! 紫雨天降！
Oh, ho, no, he's gettin' away! 哦，不，他跑了
What's this button here? 这个按钮是干嘛的？
Says ''long-range missile.'' “远程导弹”
Couldn't possibly -- could it? 到底有没有可能呢？
[ laughs ] 哈哈
Oh ho, and the quarterback is toast! 哈哈，那个四分卫变成烤面包了
Oh, Boba! 哦，波巴
Hey, hey, he got the girl. 嘿，咱也有妹子把了
What's with all the clothing? 穿着衣服怎么办事？
Why don't you -- there's more comfortable. 你为什么不…… 这样才更爽
Right on. 好的
Oh, careful of the antenna, baby. 哦，小心天线，宝贝
And that would be the most awesomest thing 这将是有史以来发生的
to ever happen in the history of ever! 最最最棒的事
Can somebody get me a sock? 有人能给我一只袜子吗？
[ laughs evilly ] [邪恶的笑声]
[ mechanical breathing ] [机器辅助呼吸声]
《机器鸡星球大战特辑2》
[ laughs evilly ] [邪恶的笑声]
Hey, you're gonna be mad, Alfonso. 嘿，你会为此发疯的，阿方索
l haven't had time to get it cut, and my hair is whaaah! 我没时间理发，而且我的头发……
Don't worry! 别担心
We will have you looking perfect, sir! 我们会让您看起来很完美的，先生
[ laughs ] Uh-oh! 啊，哦
Look at you! 看看你自己
You look crazy! 你看起来简直疯掉了
l know. l look crazy. 我知道
Well, let's get started. 好吧，我们开始
And how is the Empire coming along? 你的帝国现在怎么样了？
Last time, you were very excited about your Death Star. 上次你可是对死星感到很激动啊
Let's just say we're already building another one. 这么说吧，我们正在建造另外一颗
Uh-oh! 啊，哦
Yeah, l've got Vader on it. 我还把维徳派去了
Ugh. Just saying his name stresses my ass! 这名字就好像一只笨驴
[ cell phone rings ] [电话铃声]
ALFONSO: Uh-oh! 啊，哦
Yeah? 是的
Turn your head for me, please. 请转头
You lost them? 你跟丢了？
Uh-oh! 啊，哦
l-l can't hold your hand anymore, Vader. 我，我受不鸟你了，维德
A hand l gave you, l might add! 我给你一次机会，你就让我失望一次
No! No! Shut up! 不！不！停
Uh-oh! 啊，哦
l-l-l got to put you on hold! 我，我让你一边玩去
l just want to throw myself in a hot bath and cry. 我真想泡在充满热水的浴缸里大哭一场
Oh, no! 哦，不
You're looking for some guys? 你在找人？
What about a bounty hunter? 赏金猎人怎么样？
A what, now? 什么？
You know, a guy who looks for a guy for money. 你知道的，一些为了钱而搜寻他人的人
My sister's dating one. 我妹妹正和一个约会呢
Alfonso, you're a lifesaver! 阿方索，你简直是救世主
What's your midichlorian count? 你的纤原体数量是多少？
Seriously, what do we need to do? 严肃点，我们现在需要做什么？
We put an ad in the paper. 我们先在报纸上打广告
Bounty hunters from everywhere are looking, looking, looking, 各地的赏金猎人都会找啊找啊找
and then we got this guy! 然后我们就抓住想要的人了
l like it. 我喜欢
And l like where this is going! 我也喜欢这发型
Well, you got the face for it! 嗯，很适合你的脸型
Fight fans! 角斗迷们
lt's the Geonosian Separatist Hot Pod Summer Championship! 这里是吉奥诺西斯分离主义夏日热锅锦标赛
Championship! 锦标赛！
Kick it to the Geonosian Arena this Saturday and Sunday. 周六、周日，来吉奥诺西斯竞技场吧
Sunday, Sunday. 周日，周日
Featuring the 50,000 credit battle for 特别准备了“怪兽挑战系列”
the ''Monster Beast Challenge Series.'' 胜利者将赢得五万共和国币
With Acklay! 阿克雷兽
Monster Beast! 怪兽
Reek! 力克兽
Monster Beast! 怪兽
And Nexu! 和内克苏兽
Taking on two robe-clad, Force-mad, 还有两个穿着长袍，为了原力而疯狂
dead-eye Jedi warriors! 瞎了眼睛的绝地武士
Force mad! 原力疯子
Tickets now at all holo-tron outlets 门票正在所有全息店铺
and Geonosian Arena box office. 和吉奥诺西斯竞技场售票处发售
This Saturday, 7:30 p.m.! 就在本周六，晚上七点半
Special show, Sunday 1 :30! 周日一点半还有场特殊表演
Bring the kids! 带上孩子哦
Only at the Geonosian Arena. 只在吉奥诺西斯竞技场
lt's awesome, awesome, awesome! 太棒了！太棒了！太棒了！
Luke, what's wrong? 卢克，你怎么了？
l just can't believe Ben's gone. 我真敢不相信本已经死了
Oh! 哦
Did the 80-year-old man you just met yesterday die? 你是说昨天我们遇到的那个八十岁的老头挂了？
l mean, sorry if l didn't notice. 我是说，对不起，我没注意到
l was a little busy thinking about my entire family 我正在想我的家人
and the other 2 billion people from Alderaan 还有奥德朗的二十亿人民
who were just vaporized into dust 'bout three hours ago. 在大概三小时前从人间蒸发的事
[ beeping ] 哦，她骂你呢
Gary, where is Jessica? 加里，杰西卡呢？
lsn't today ''Take Your Daughter to Work Day?'' 今天不是“带着女儿上班日”吗？
(sighs ) No one actually does that. 没有人真这么做的
Gary, you promised. 加里，你承诺过的
Keep your head down, Jessica! 杰西卡，头低点！
Okay, daddy! Oh! 好的，老爸，哦！
Mr. Fuzzybottom! 绒毛熊先生
[ groans ] [呻吟声]
Oh! Ugh! 噢！噢！
Ahhh! Ahh! 啊！啊！
[ panting ] Here you go, baby. [喘气]给你，宝贝
VADER: Who is this little girl? 这个小妞是谁？
Oh! Lord Vader! 噢，维德尊主
Uh...it's ''Take Your Daughter to Work Day, '' 额，今天是“带着女儿上班日”
and l know, uh -- you know, l'm sorry for bringing her, 我知道的，额，你也知道的，我很抱歉带她来
but my wife says l never see her, 但我老婆说我从没照看过她
and -- and let's be honest. She's right. 还有…… 实话实说吧，她说的没错
Okay? She's right. 好吧，她说的没错
Do you have kids? 你有孩子吗？
'Cause, l mean, they change your world. 因为，我是说，他们能改变你的世界
Oh, l'm probably gonna get fired for this, but [bleep] it. 噢，我很可能会因此被炒鱿鱼，但可恶……
l love my daughter. 我爱我女儿
That really hits me where l live. 这确实打动我这里了
What have you done with those plans? 你对那些计划做了什么？
Gary here never sees his daughter 这位加里，从没照看过他的女儿
because of people like you! 就是因为有像你这样的人
[ bones snap ] [骨头断裂的喀嚓声]
l'm so sorry you had to see that. 我很抱歉你不得不看到这样的场景
Are you having fun, being at work with your father? 和你老爸一起工作很有趣吧？
Mmmm. 呜……
[ laughs ] 哈哈
l know, l'm scary. 我知道我看起来很可怕
These aren't the droids you're looking for. 这些不是你们要找的机器人
These aren't the droids we're looking for. 这不是我们要找的机器人
Yes, they are. 它们就是啊
Move along. 继续前进
Daddy, you're not even trying! 爸爸，你甚至都不试一下
Baby, it is 165 degrees on this planet! 宝贝，这个星球上有165摄氏度
l can't hear in this thing! 我什么都听不进去
l was just repeating what l thought the guy was saying! 我只是简单重复我认为那家伙说的
lt's not like it's my own mother[bleep] thought on the matter, okay?! 这不像是我的母亲 关于这个问题进行的瞎想，好了吧
[ crying ] [哭声]
Hon-- oh! 噢
Baby! 宝贝
See? 瞧见了吧
That's why l don't take my daughter to jack [bleep]. 这就是为什么我不把我女儿带到这颗垃圾星球
Make her tell us the location of the rebel base. 让她告诉我们反叛军基地的位置
Good god, man! 天啊，伙计
l'm a doctor, not a savage! 我是医生，不是野蛮人
This is a flu shot! Good day, sir! 这个是流感疫苗。好运，先生
You will make her -- 你会让她……
l said, ''good day, sir!'' 我说了“好运，先生”
What the... 什么
You trying to drown that kid? 你想淹死那个孩子？
What are you injecting there? 你给他注射了什么？
ls this the bloody Dark Ages?! 现在不是血腥的黑暗时代吗？
Why don't you just throw some leeches in there! 你们为什么不只是往里面放些水蛭？
Oh, nobody listen to Dr. Ball. 哦，没人听球医生的话
He's just an old fool! 他就是个老笨蛋
She's lost the will to live?! 她失去了活下去的意愿？
What is your degree in, poetry? 你对什么研究最深入？诗歌？
You sorry bunch of hippies. 你对不起那一大帮嬉皮士
For god's sakes, don't use the billions of dollars 因为上帝的缘故，不用花上亿的美元
of medical equipment around us. 购买我们周围的医疗设备
Why don't we all just get on our knees and pray? 我们为什么不跪下来祈祷呢？
We don't have knees, you mother[bleep]. 我们TMD没膝盖吗？
Okay, kid, Mr. Ackbar here 好了孩子，这位阿克巴先生
is ready to take this ad campaign coast to coast. 已经准备好在各地进行这个广告活动了
What have you come up with? 你有什么主意？
[ knuckles crack ] [关节的响声]
' Ackbar's fish sticks from the sea ' 阿克巴的鱼从海里捞出
' They cook so tender and flaky ' 他们把它烤嫩又切成片
' Whip some up for you and me ' 为了你我匆忙地烹煮
' To pass them up is a big mistakey ' 盛上来的鱼却巨难吃
' Yeah ' 耶
''Big mistakey''? 巨难吃？
lt's a no, guys. 这不行，伙计们
[ all groan ] What? That's nuts. 什么，那个傻瓜
l think it works better as an instrumental anyway. 不管怎样，我认为用乐器的效果更好
There's one. 这儿有一个
Set for stun. 准备击晕她
Ugh! 噢！
He said stun. 他说的击晕
[ crying ] 啊
lt wasn't gonna hurt ya. 你不会受伤的
He said stun. 他说的击晕
[ beeping ] [哔——]
[ roars ] [咆哮声]
[ screeches, gasps ] [尖锐的叫声]
[ beeping ] [哔——]
[ alarm blaring ] [警报器的嘟嘟声]
[ glug! glug! glug! glug! ] [喝水声]
Whoo! 哈！
Go to the Jedi Temple. 去绝地圣殿
Do what must be done. 做你必须做的
Mr. Skywalker. 天行者大师
What's going on? 发生什么了？
All of you line up, oldest to youngest. 你们按年龄从大到小排队站好
What for, sir? 干什么，先生？
Um...a treat. 额，招待你们
[ excited chattering ] [激动的欢呼声]
Um...everyone just, uh, close your eyes real tight 嗯，所有人，闭紧双眼
and put your fingers in your ears. 用手指堵住耳朵
No peeking. 不要偷看
Mr. Skywalker, can my treat just be a hug? 天行者大师，你能用拥抱来招待我吗？
You can do this, Anakin. 你可以做到，阿纳金
Just -- just go to your happy place. 只是，只是去一个快乐的地方
Oh, remember the fields of Naboo, where you fell in love. 哦，想想纳布的田野，你们就在那里相爱
Yeah. 耶！
Yeah! 耶！
Oh, it's beautiful. 哦，太美了！
Oh, yeah! 哦耶！
Oh, nature! 哦，大自然
l feel alive! 我感到充满活力
Oh, yeah! 哦耶！
Aah, hyah! 啊哈！
Oh, l'm so in love. 哦，我是那么爱你
Aah, hyah! 啊哈！
Ra-a-a-r! 啊！
[ laughing ] Where are you going? 哈哈，你们想去哪儿？
Come here. 过来吧你
Yeah! 耶！
Oh, yeah! 哦耶！
That was nice. 太美了！
Anakin, l'm home! 阿纳金，我回来了
ANAKlN: Oh, good. 太好了
l left you some fresh-cut sunflowers on the dining table. 我为你摘了些鲜切的向日葵放在餐桌上了
Oh, Anie, that is so sweet of you... 哦，安尼，你太好……
[ glass shatters ] [ screams ] [玻璃破碎的声音] [尖叫声]
Our forces are almost in place. 我们的部队基本到达预定位置
[ engine revving ] [引擎轰鸣声]
This is General Veers. 我是威尔斯将军
Begin your attack. 开始进攻
Yeeeee-haw! 耶！
What the hell are you doing? 你们在干什么
Slow down. 慢点
Ow! 噢
Ooh! 噢
Here they come! 他们来了
They're beautiful! 太漂亮了！
You just passed them. 你们刚超越了他们
You got to tur-- look out! 你们需要…… 当心！
[ AT-AT squealing ] [AT-AT的尖叫声]
Yeah! 耶！
- That was awesome! - That was fantastic! - 太棒了 - 太奇妙了
Whoo-hoo! 哈哈
General Veers, report on the attack. 威尔斯将军，报告进攻情况
Uh, uh... 额，额……
- Ha ha! 哈哈！
Whoo! l love this thing! 哈，我喜欢这样
This is it, mom. 就这样了，妈妈
Everyone has a destiny, and mine is just over that horizon. 每人都有自己的命运，而我的命运刚超过地平线
Krayt, listen to reason. 克雷特，听我讲
The elders all say it's just a never-ending 年长的人都说外边是
ocean of desert out there. 无边无际的沙漠
Oh, pishposh. 哼！
What kind of cruel god would create a whole planet 哪个残忍的上帝会制造出
defined by just one topographical feature? 只有一种地貌特征的星球？
Why, that'd be as ridiculous as a whole world 因为那和一个只由冰雪、熔岩
made of nothing but ice, lava, or forest. 或森林构成的星球是同样荒谬的
No, sometimes you just have to dig deep down 不，有时候你只需要深深地挖一个洞
inside yourself and find the courage to say, 把你自己埋藏进去找到勇气去说
look out, world. 世界，小心了
Here comes Krayt Dragon. 克雷特龙来了！
一星期后
What is thy bidding, my master? 您有何吩咐，师父？
My bidding? 我的吩咐？
How about l bid thee to stop ramming the ship 我吩咐你TMD停止在这小行星带里
into [bleep] asteroid fields? 瞎撞这艘船怎么样？
Can you handle that? 你能办到吗？
l'm trying. 我在尝试。
Yeah? Well, there is no try. 什么？没有尝试的机会
There's do and there's [bleep]ing up royal. 在帝国你只有做好和弄砸
And you are [bleep]ing up royal, 而现在你弄砸了
so l'm hiring bounty hunters to do the job. 所以我要雇佣赏金猎人来做这件事
But l -- 但是，我……
No buts. lt's already ringing. 没有但是，电话已经响了
You look so tiny down there, 你看起来太渺小了
like a little mean pepper shaker. 就像一个小的胡椒振动器
Sheila, hey, it's Palpatine. 希拉，嘿，我是帕尔帕廷
Listen, l need you to place an ad for me, will you? 听着，我需要你为我打些广告，行吗？
lmperial Emperor seeking bounty hunters to, 帝国皇帝招募赏金猎人
um -- to find and locate -- yeah, 嗯，去寻找和定位，是
l guess that is the same thing. 我想这是同一件事
Okay, to locate the Millennium Falcon. 好吧，找到千年隼
She's typing. 她正在打字记录
So all you see is my head, huh? 你只看能到我的头是吧
Can you see this? 你能看到这个吗
Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-op! Up! 啊哈，上面
- Yes, l c-- - No, l'm here. - 是的我…… - 不，我在这儿
Right. 对
Oh, and be sure to mention some kind of a reward. 别忘了提到一些奖赏
What? Oh, l don't know. 什么？这我也不清楚。
How much do you think? 你认为多少合适？
Really? That seems a little high to me. 真的吗？这对我来说有点贵了
No, l see your point. 不是，我明白你的意思
l tell you what, why don't we just say ''substantial reward'' 我想要告诉你，我们为什么不只是写着
and leave it at that? “丰厚奖赏”在上面
Okay, thanks, Sheila. 好的，谢谢你，希拉
What? 什么？
[ sighs ] Sure. What's his name? 好吧，他叫什么名字？
Dengar? 丹卡?
Sounds good. 听起来不错
Yeah, no, we'll bring him in first thing. 哦，不，我们会首先招募他的
Okay. Okay, bye-bye. 好的，好的，再见
Sheila's husband's a bounty hunter. 希拉的丈夫是个赏金猎人
l told her we'd give him a look-see. 我告诉她我们要和他见面
[ mechanical breathing ] [机器辅助呼吸声]
Bet that knee's starting to hurt. 我敢打赌你那膝盖又要开始受伤了
ANNOUNCER: Sally Johnson is a real person, not an actor, 解说员：萨莉·约翰逊是一个真人，不是演员
so to tell her story, we hired the star of ''Phantom Menace.'' 所以让她给我们讲一个 她和《幽灵的威胁》中的明星的故事
l was driving down my street when a truck hit me head-on. 我当时正在街上开车，一辆卡车和我迎头相撞
Osa-noes! 噢！
There's a truck a-comin'! 一辆卡车来了
Aaaah! 啊！
We's-a gonna die! 俺们要挂了
Yes. 是的
l was fine, but the car was totaled. 我还好，但车子废了
Whoo-ee patootie! 啊！
lt's a mess! 一堆垃圾
Got the engine over here, 引擎在这边
but the wheel for steerin' way over there! 但带着转向杆的轮子却在那边
Aah! 啊！
My agent at Gecko lnsurance sent me a check right away. 我的经纪人马上到“壁虎保险”
You-sa not even gonna believe this. 你们绝对不会相信
Ja wheh. 天啊
We win da money. 俺们得到钱了
We win da money! 俺们得到钱了
Wha-aaaah! Whoa! 哇！哇！
Um, l think l was explaining it better than he was. 我想我比他解释得更好吧
Gecko -- real help. Real money. 壁虎保险 真正的帮助 真正的金钱
Me-sa thinks me broke me bombad spine! 俺认为俺摔坏了俺的澎湃脊椎
Did -- did they say cut? 他们，他们说“停”了吗？
Bounty hunters? 赏金猎人？
We don't need their scum. 我们不需要这些人渣
My brother's a bounty hunter, Gareth. 加雷思，我哥哥就是赏金猎人
我是不是惟一一个懂得脱鞋之礼的人
There will be a substantial reward 不论谁只要捕获千年隼
for whoever captures the Millennium Falcon. 都能得到丰厚奖赏
ls he paying attention? 他在注意听吗？
[ mechanical breathing ] [机器辅助呼吸声]
[ horn sounds, crowd cheering ] [号角声，人群欢呼声]
Can't wait to get started, right, fellas? 迫不及待要出发了吧，伙计们？
Got to hunt that bounty, but the bounty's in the hunt, 寻找那猎物，猎物就是赏金
l always say. 我总是说
Tricks of the trade, trade secret -- 做生意要掌握技巧 交易的秘密——
disintegration devices. 毁坏性设备
D-guns, D-bombs, D-missiles. D枪、D炮、D导弹
l'm the disintegration machine. 我就是毁灭机器
Want a guy disintegrated, get me integrated. 杀人时记得叫上我
That's Dengar's motto. 这就是我丹卡的座右铭
l want them alive. 我要活口
No disintegrations. 不要伤害他们
As you wish. 如您所愿
Aw, shucks. 讨厌
See you at the finish line, a-hole. 终点见伙计们
- Where my keys? - Best bounty hunter in the league. - 我的钥匙在哪儿？ - 我是最棒的赏金猎人
Better stop soft-shoeing boss. 老大，拜托别再穿鞋了
We are bounty hunters! 我们是赏金猎人
礼节是绅士对自己的奖赏
l got to say, Boba, this is one beauty of a ship. 我得说，这艘船挺漂亮的，波巴
l'm not crazy about the name, though. 但是名字确实不咋样
l've made a deal that will keep the Empire 我刚和帝国谈妥一个交易
out of our affairs forever. 他们将永远不再找我们的麻烦
[ roars ] [咆哮声]
We'd be honored if you could join us. 如果你们能加入，我们将倍感荣幸
[ grumbling ] [抱怨声]
[ slurping ] [大口喝的声音]
C-can l get a little more water? 能，能再给我点水吗？
- What? - Nothing! - 什么 - 没什么
[ clears throat ] l just asked for more water. [清嗓子]我只是想再要点水
Hmm? 咦？
Keek! 喀嚓
[ growls ] [咆哮声]
Peow! 哒哒
[ blowing ] [吹气声]
[ imitates creaking ] [嘎吱声]
[ growls ] [咆哮声]
So, how we doing? 大家都怎么样？
Leia, how's the soup? 莉娅，汤好喝吧？
You ever had soup this good? 你没喝过这么好的汤吧？
Yes, on Alderaan. 喝过，在奥德朗
Hey, Princess, let it g-o-o-o-o-o-o. 嘿，公主，算了吧
''Oh, help me. 哦，帮帮我
We're a peaceful planet.'' 奥德朗是和平之地
''You may fire when ready.'' 准备好就开火
Ka-bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-om! 轰……
Big laser. 高能的激光
[ imitates gunfire ] [模仿射击的声音]
Alderaan chunks everywhere. 奥德朗被炸的到处都是
Psheeeew! 啪……
Anyone, uh -- anyone got a joke? 还有，还有人有笑话讲吗？
l've got one. 我有一个
Who's got two thumbs and betrayed his best friend? 谁有两个大拇指，还背叛了他最好的的朋友？
This guy! 就是我啊
[ laughs ] 哈哈
Uh, too soon? 额，太快了吗？
Well, it's been a time and a half. 哦，已经过去一个半小时了
But -- [ yawns ] lot of torturing to do. 但是，你们要受很多折磨了
A-broo-boo-boo. 轰 轰 轰
Do-de-da-le-do-do. 哒 哒 哒
Aroooo! 啊
Hi. Have you or someone you know 嗨，你们知道有人
been permanently handicapped by a Jedi? 被绝地武士永久伤残吗？
lf so, call me, Bob Goldstein, at Naboo-5-SUE-JEDl. 如果有，给我鲍勃·戈德斯坦打电话 就在“纳布-5-苏-绝地”
l'll get you the money you deserve fast. 你们要快，我会给钱的
我们的晚餐，把我的手臂割了
所以我给鲍勃·戈德斯坦打电话
现在我们也气派了
鲍勃·戈德斯坦给了我五千共和国币
l have over 10 years experience, 我有超过十年的经验
and l'm ready to work for you. 我已经准备好为您服务了
At last we will have our revenge. 终于我们将要复仇了
You call now. 现在就打电话吧
l love you. 我爱你
l know. 我知道
[ moans ] [哀怨声]
That l did not know. 你也爱我？这个我不知道
Leia and the Wookiee must never again leave this city. 莉娅和伍基人不能再离开这座城市
That was never a condition of our arrangement, 这不是我们协议的条件
nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter. 也没说要把汉交给那个赏金猎人
l have altered the deal. 我已改变主意
Pray l don't alter it any further. 别让我改变更多
This deal's getting worse all the time. 这笔生意一直变得越来越糟
Furthermore, l wish you to wear this dress and bonnet. 此外，我希望你能穿上这裙子戴上女帽
This was never a condition of our arrangement. 这从来都不是不是我们协议的条件
l have altered the deal. 我已改变主意
Pray l don't alter it any further. 别让我改变更多
This deal's getting worse all the time. 这笔生意一直变得越来越糟
Here is a unicycle. 这儿有辆独轮车
You will ride it wherever you go. 你不论到哪儿都要骑着它
What? l'm not riding no [bleep] unicycle! 什么？我TMD才不会骑什么独轮车
l have altered the deal. 我已改变主意
Pray l don't alter it any further. 别让我改变更多
This deal is getting worse all the time! 这笔生意一直变得越来越糟
Also, you are to wear these clown shoes 还有，你得穿上这小丑鞋
and refer to yourself as Mary. 把你自己装成玛丽
Oh [bleep] you, man! 噢，我草！
l'm not doing it! 我才不会做呢
l have altered the deal. 我已改变主意
Pray l don't alter it any further. 别让我改变更多
This deal... 这笔生意……
is very fair, and l'm happy to be a part of it. 十分公平，我很高兴能参与其中
[ shoe squeaks ] [鞋发出的吱吱声]
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy 加入我，我们父子两个
as father and son. 可以统治整个银河
Father and son? 父子？
Huh. 嗯
' Think of all the time we wasted ' 想想那浪费的时光
' So many plans we never made ' 那么多没有做的计划
Okay, don't let go. 好的，别松开
Don't let go, dad. 别松开，老爸
Don't -- don't let go. 别松开，别……
l'm doing it! Whoo! 我做到了！哈！
l'm doing it! 我做到了！
Dad! 老爸！
Yeah! 耶！
[ dance music plays ] [舞曲]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿
' Crack, jam, take it down, slam it '
' Pick it back up, but don't forget to ram it '
' l make the rounds, then l double back '
' 'Cause l'm doubling twice around '
' l make the rounds, then l double back '
' 'Cause l'm doubling twice around '
' l make the rounds '
Father and son. 父子？
Wh-wh-aaaaah! 啊！
- Aah! - What? - 啊！ - 什么？
Oh, l said, aah, l can't believe this apartment's 哦，我是说，我实在不敢相信这座公寓
priced so low. 真是太便宜了
lt's got a washer and dryer, central air. 还有洗衣机、烘干机和中央空调
What does this do? 这个是干什么的？
You know, l'm not quite sure. 你知道的，我也不太确定
Uh, garbage disposal? 垃圾处理器？
Aaah! 啊！
Well, apparently it does nothing. 哦，它显然没用
How's the cable in this place? 这儿的有线电视怎么样？
Crystal clear satellite TV. 清晰的卫星电视
Aah! Ugh! 啊……
[ scoffs ] [嘲弄的声音]
Cloud City. 云城
More like Crap City if you ask me. 我感觉更像“屎城”
l'll have the calamari. 我想要那个鱿鱼
Well, l guess l'll have the insensitive bitch, 哦，我想TMD如果加入你这边
with a side of [bleep] you. 我就会变的像你一样迟钝
Aaaaah! 啊！
Hello! Meant to do it. 你好啊，我是故意的
Thank goodness. 感谢上帝
l thought l was doing this 我想我要在这儿
thousand years of digestion alone. 独自被消化上千年
How did you fall in? 你是怎么掉进来的？
What? Fell in? 什么，掉进来？
Ha ha! Volunteered, more like it. 哈哈！我更像是主动跳进来的
You should've seen it. 你应该能看到
You would've dug it the most. 你会很欣赏的
l was flying around with my jet pack, 我正在使用喷气背包飞行
just smokin' rebels with my laser. 用我的激光打晕了叛军
Ba-boom ba-boom ba-boom. 轰，轰，轰
Han Solo was all, ''hey, wait.'' 汉·索罗说：“嘿，等等”
And l'm like, ''oh, l've been waiting 然后我就这样说
for this for a long time, Solo.'' “为了这一刻我等了太久了，索罗。”
Ba-bang! 啪，啪
The big, bad Wookiee be growling in hell now. 那个庞大的伍基人就下地狱了
l even put one between Skywalker's eyes, 我甚至朝着天行者
right between those pretty baby blues. 那婴儿般的蓝色眼睛之间开了一枪
But then Jabba the Hutt was all, 但是赫特人贾巴说
''oh, no, this guy's too badass, man.'' “哦，不，这些人太坏了。”
So then 80 Jedi showed up. 然后出现了80个绝地
l took out about 67 of them, 我干掉了大概67个
but then 20 dudes finally flanked me. 但是剩下的20个最终打败了我
And l was like, ''you know what, kids? 然后我就这样，“你知道吗，孩子？
lt's been real, daddy-o, but l'm not giving you the pleasure.'' 这是真的，但是，老爸我才不会给你乐趣”
So l jumped into the pit myself. 所以我就自己跳进这深坑里了
On the way down, l was thinking, 掉落的过程中，我就想
maybe l should have left 'em a party favor. 也许我本来就应该给他们的聚会留下点什么
Oh, l did -- a thermo detonator right up their ass. 是的，我做到了 我还把一个热雷管放在他们屁股下面
Ba-boom! 轰！
Oh, that's awesome. 哦，太棒了
At least you didn't go out like a punk. 至少你不像一个废物那样试图逃出去
Yeah. 是的
Oh, 'cause l looked like a badass. 哦，因为我看起来像个坏蛋
[ sniffles ] [抽泣声]
[ sobbing ] [哭泣声]
Are you crying? 你在哭吗？
No. Huh? 没有，什么？
That's funny. 太有趣了
[ sniffles ] [抽泣声]
Da-da-da daaaaa-da. 哒 哒 哒
l'm okay. 我很好
Welcome, my master. 欢迎您，我的师父
The Death Star construction -- 死星的建设……
Yeah, great. Fine. Whatever. 好的，不管怎样，我很好
That flight was a [bleep] nightmare, man. 这趟航班简直就像一场噩梦
My stupid tray table broke, 我那SB的托盘表坏了
and l ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch. 害得我把近加仑的咖啡倒在裤裆里
lt's like dunking my wang in hot lava, 这就像把我的王位浸在熔岩里
something you have some experience with, l guess, huh? 我猜就像你曾经经历过的
- Right? - Yes. - 是吗？ - 是的
Ha ha! 哈哈！
ls that yours? 那个是你的吗
No, for the hundredth time, 不，我都看了上百遍了
that's that same stupid black bag. 这只是那个相似的破黑包
Mine doesn't have a stripe. 不过我的没有条纹
lt's like that stripy bag is mocking me. 好像这只带条纹的包在愚弄我
[bleep] you, stripy bag. 草，带条纹的包
Well, my suitcase is gone. 噢，我的手提箱丢了
Sacrificed to the airport gods. 干掉那机场管理员
Now l'm here for two [bleep] weeks with one [bleep] robe. 这两周我TMD都只好穿这件破袍子
All right, now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex. 噢！现在对我来说它就像湿面巾纸
Wow, for real? 噢！真的吗？
Yeah, guess l'll just be killing myself, then. 我猜我一会儿会去自杀的
Good chair, good chair. 好椅子，好椅子啊
Nice lumbar support. 支撑管很不错
Great view of...utter blackness. 还有那美丽的……额，黑暗
[ air-conditioning humming ] [空调的嗡嗡声]
Oh, for -- l'm right under the air-conditioning vent. 噢，我就在空调的出风口下面
And the chair's bolted to the floor? 椅子还被固定在地板上了？
Who's the brainiac -- 是哪个SB……
Hey, Crayola, help me shut this vent. 嘿，科雷奥拉，帮我关了那出风口
Yeah, reach up there with your Staff of Ra and -- 对，用你的权杖……
[ air gusting ] [强风的声音]
Hey, want to see me tempt fate? 嘿，想看看我充满诱惑的命运？
Could this day get any worse? 今天还能更糟吗？
l did it ironically, so l think l'm safe. 讽刺的是这都是我自己做的 我还认为我会更加安全
一小时后
What are you doing? Put me down. 你要干什么，放我下来
Aaaah! 啊……
[ chickens clucking ''Star Wars'' theme ] [小鸡合唱星球大战主题曲]
Convene all ships on Endor. 召集所有舰船到恩多
l want the moon obliterated 我要灭了那颗卫星
and the Rebels wiped from the face of the galaxy. 还有那些丢脸的叛军
Sorry, sir. 对不起，长官
Actually, we can't. 事实上，我们不能这么做
The Rebels have won. 反叛军赢了
What do you mean, they won? 你什么意思，他们赢了？
We have tens of thousands of ships. 我们有数以万计的舰船
- We -- we control countless worlds. - Yeah. - 我们，我们还控制着不计其数的星系 - 是的
We have millions of troops at our disposal. 我们还有数百万的部队
But they just blew up the second Death Star 但是他们刚炸掉死星II
and killed the Emperor. 并且杀了皇帝
So? 所以？
So, that means they won. 所以这意味着他们赢了
How does that mean they won? 什么叫他们赢了？
They blew up the first Death Star years ago, 几年前，他们炸了死星I
and the fighting continued. 但是战争依然在继续
Yes, but they didn't kill the Emperor. 是的，但是当时没有杀死皇帝啊
They had to do both. 他们必须两样都办到才算赢
We can't fight back? 我们不能还击了？
No. Sorry. 对不起，不能
This is the end of the Empire. 这就是帝国的结局
Really? 真的吗？
Yeah, 'fraid so. 是的，恐怕就是这样
That's it, then. 就这样了
What do we do now? 我们现在要干什么？
l guess we can go get a massage. 我想我们可以去做按摩
Let's do that. 好主意
翻译，制作：ip_亡灵 特别感谢：雷普索尔
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